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 » LCARS » Newspaper: The Federation Tribune » IRC Quotes » IRC Quotes January 2005 » 16th of January

(|IRC Quotes of: January 16th|)
[14:36] <Ben> 1 - A near godlike alien entity is using your ship in a cosmic game of snooker. You:
[14:37] <Ben> Use cross linked Heisenberg compensators to rip a way out through subspace
[14:37] <Ben> obviously <G>
[14:37] <Ben> but it is not possible, though
[14:37] <Ben> Heisenberg compensators are not designed to rip a way through subspace, even not when crossed together
[14:37] <Ben> sheesh
[14:37] <Ben> so that option is out of the question
[14:37] <BramP> are you sure?
[14:37] <Ben> then I'll just try to reason with it
[14:37] <Ben> yes
[14:37] <Ben> pretty suyre
[14:38] <Ben> sure*
[14:38] <BramP> you are wrong!
[14:38] <BramP> cross linked heisenberg compensators can do anything!
[14:38] <BramP> if you power them with mushroom soup
[14:38] <Ben> Now, if you tied in the deflector dish to the cross linked heisenberg compensators, then you could rip a way through subspace, but only if you set the dish to emit a covariant fluctuation energy burst.
[14:39] <BramP> someone is stuck in Velden's nightmare
[14:39] <Merijn> you're nuts

[14:44] <Ben> but I'm an engineer, hah!
[14:44] <Ben> Engineering's your spiritual home.
[14:44] <Ben> Sound technical thinking throughout, officer.
[14:44] <Ben> A dazzling Starfleet career awaits you once you don the yellow shirt.
[14:44] <Ben> Now, if you could just work on those social skills a bit more...
[14:44] <Ben> oohh!!! They say I have social skills!

[15:10] <Ben|Busy> uhoh
[15:10] <Ben|Busy> I may not exist
[15:11] <Ben|Busy> my appearance of myself in the way in which that appearance appears to me is as much an appearance as any other, which can be doubted. So the existence of the I may be doubted too.
[15:11] * BramP|Busy doubts Ben on a regular basis
[15:11] <Ben|Busy> ah, but what if I really don't exist? Then you doubt something that doesn't exist
[15:12] <Ben|Busy> which isn't possible, because there must be something you doubt, in the act of doubting
[15:12] <Ben|Busy> so therefore I must exist :P
[15:12] <BramP|Busy> I can't dount about you not existing then?
[15:12] <BramP|Busy> doubt*
[15:12] <Ben|Busy> you can doubt that I not-exist, but you can't doubt I exist when I in reality don't exist at all
[15:12] <BramP|Busy> wait a minute... with that it is impossible to doubt whether something exists or not...
[15:13] <BramP|Busy> because if I can doubt about it, it must exist?
[15:13] <BramP|Busy> even if the existance is doubtful? <G>
[15:13] <Ben|Busy> technically, if you doubt something, it must exist as a being-doubted
[15:13] <Ben|Busy> so in a way it must exist, yes ;)
[15:13] <BramP|Busy> Ben, your sanity is a being-doubted :P

[15:18] <BramP|Busy> only two things are certain about my desk, there's a computer screen on it, and a mess
[15:18] <BramP|Busy> oh, and a desk light <G>
[15:18] <BramP|Busy> my desk's chief weapon is surprise, because it's always a surprise what I find on it

[19:43] * Merijn is now known as Merijn|cleaning
[19:44] <Bobby> ah! so you finally found out the meaning of that word, Merijn? :P
[19:44] <Merijn|cleaning> yes !
[19:44] <Merijn|cleaning> it means drinking beer
[19:44] <Merijn|cleaning> I think

[22:43] <Aridd> Hehe... Virt is eternal. :p
[22:43] <BramP|tv> even if you would ever leave Pandora, Virt will stay :P
[22:43] <Clare> he can be deleted tho. :>
[22:44] <BramP|tv> he can?
[22:44] * BramP|tv tries
[22:44] <BramP|tv> hmm, oops

[22:45] <Aridd> Virt will stay.
[22:45] <BramP|tv> although Virt might be in trouble if Rob's plan will be executed
[22:45] <BramP|tv> the station will crash onto the planet
[22:46] <Ben|Watching_TV> uhoh
[22:46] <BramP|tv> and Morabulu will be blamed
[22:46] <Ben|Watching_TV> eek!!
[22:47] <BramP|tv> because Ben was the first one to say uhoh, which means he is the guilty one
[22:47] <Ben|Watching_TV> hmm
[22:47] <Ben|Watching_TV> maybe it is time I quit Pandora indeed <EG>
[22:48] <BramP|tv> nooooooooo
[22:48] <BramP|tv> I will quit Atly and Ody then :P
[22:48] <Ben|Watching_TV> eek! that's blackmail!
[22:48] <BramP|tv> indeed

[23:33] <Clare> nah, she won't be executed.
[23:34] <Kelley> well if shes not going to be exicuted Ill stop writing my post then
[23:34] <Ben> LOL
[23:34] <Ben> "I want her dead or I won't be writing my post!" ;P
[23:34] * Ben runs
[23:34] <BramP> now that *is* blackmail
 

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