<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> hmm
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> Dark Hall of Light
<Guido> Light Hall of Dark?
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> a name generated by
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> Outer Plane Generator
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> Names for afterlives and higher/lower dimensions.
<Aridd> Grand Plane of Misery
<Aridd> That one sounds fun!
<Aridd> Purple Gauntlet of the Foolish <= That one makes no sense. :p
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> how did you find the generator so quickly? google?
<Aridd> Yes.
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> ah
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> I was about to give you the url, but never mind then :p
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> ooh
<Aridd> Nine Demonic Gauntlets <= That one sounds like an intriguing story. :)
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> Wild Wilderness of the Cruel --> as opposed to a calm wilderness :p
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> calmerness
<Aridd> lol
<Aridd> Infinite Hells of Pain
<Aridd> Infinite Prisons of the Righteous
<Aridd> Seven Azure Pits of the Unholy
<Aridd> An azure pit... I wonder what that looks like...
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> Infinite Heroic Paradises of Sinners
<Aridd> lol
<Aridd> Eight Decaying Cities of Pleasure <= also LOL
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> ooh, Lost
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> Seventh Primal Island of the Lost
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> Abyssimal Hunting Grounds of the Unholy
<Aridd> LOL
<Aridd> Forgotten Gauntlets of Pleasure
<Aridd> That sounds... wrong. :p
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> lol
<Aridd> Crooked Hell of the Past
<Aridd> Stone Paradise of Suffering
[...]
<Aridd> Haunted Realm of the Joyful
<Aridd> Sounds like something out of an absurdist nightmare.
<Aridd> Thou shalt be banished to the Haunted Realm of the Joyful!
[...]
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> hmm, these places sound fun...
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> Three Limbos of Lust
<BramP\randomly_here_or_gone> Valleys of Lust
<Aridd> ROFL
9th of March
<Merijn_KyleXY> [17:13] <Aridd> What on earth is astrochemistry? <-- love how that contradicts eachother ... astro ... how on earth ;)
<Sussie> lol
<Aridd> lol
<BramP\Busy-ish> how reliable is that wooden king story anyway, I mean, King Arthur was human, and they aren't sure if he existed :p
<Sussie> I think it's quite fun...not to mention silly!
<Aridd> Thank you, Sussie. ;)
* Sussie thinks the chat has lost its silliness
<Merijn_KyleXY> lol
<Merijn_KyleXY> yeah, sorry for the loss of silliness... I'm watching a serie and cooking a bit
<BramP\Busy-ish> if you cook eight, you have a byte
<Merijn_KyleXY> true
<BramP\Busy-ish> sorry, computer science joke :p
<Bobby> brb
<Merijn_KyleXY> so you'll always have to cook for eight people or you can't bite ?
<Aridd> Makes sense.
<Aridd> Just cook for eight very small people.
<BramP\Busy-ish> except in french, they don't bite, they octet
<Merijn_KyleXY> uhuh
<Aridd> Makes it sounds like having the hiccups.
16th of March
<Sussie> actually Adrien, I live near by the world's largest IKEA, so nothing is big enough for me *G*
<Sussie> nearby even
<Merijn> ok, no comment
<Merijn> it's too easy
<Sussie> thank you
<Merijn> yw
<kelleyposting> lol
<BramP> we have irc quotes again? o.O
<BramP> NOOOOOO
<BramP> He's an arachnophobic assassin with acid for blood. She's a
<BramP> foul-mouthed journalist from another world with a great destiny.
<BramP> Together, they fight crime.
<Aridd> LOL
<Aridd> Amusing.
<BramP> He's a globe-trotting gay rock star with a secret. She's an elegant kleptomaniac femme fatale in the wrong place at the wrong time. Together, they fight crime!
<BramP> maybe we should make a random plot generator to help new ensigns get into the story/aboard a ship
<Aridd> That could have fairly wild consequences.
<Aridd> He's a fiendish sweet-toothed Green Beret on the run. She's a provocative mutant politician who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. Together, they fight crime!
<Aridd>
<Aridd> He's a fiendish flyboy dog-catcher looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's an elegant Buddhist soap star in the wrong place at the wrong time. Together, they fight crime!
<Aridd> An elegant Buddhist soap star??
<BramP> lol
<BramP> He's an oversexed native American card sharp with acid for blood. She's a psychotic junkie opera singer trying to make a difference in a man's world. Together, they fight crime!
<Aridd> Heh.
<BramP> He's an all-American gay filmmaker on the run. She's a virginal punk femme fatale operating on the wrong side of the law. Together, they fight crime!
<BramP> He's a scrappy coffee-fuelled paramedic on a mission from God. She's a cosmopolitan goth Hell's Angel from a secret island of warrior women. Together, they fight crime!
<Aridd> LOL
<BramP> He's an underprivileged crooked sorceror looking for 'the Big One.' She's an artistic Buddhist single mother with a flame-thrower. Together, they fight crime!
<Aridd> I wonder what a virginal punk femme fatale looks like.
<Aridd> rofl
<Aridd> He's a benighted crooked gangster with a secret. She's a warm-hearted communist journalist with an incredible destiny. Together, they fight crime!
<BramP> a gangster who fights crime?
<Aridd> Yes. Logical, is it not?
<Aridd> He's a gun-slinging alcoholic cop living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's an artistic bisexual Valkyrie with the power to bend men's minds. Together, they fight crime!
<Aridd> Valkyrie! :p
<BramP> hehe
<BramP> lol
<BramP> He's a short-sighted Republican dog-catcher possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a strong-willed cat-loving research scientist with a knack for trouble. Together, they fight crime!
<BramP> a dog catcher and a cat lover
<BramP> He's a war-weary albino ex-con from the 'hood. She's a blind red-headed queen of the dead with her own daytime radio talk show. Together, they fight crime!
<Aridd> It's getting sillier and sillier. :)
<BramP> that site's background image is headache inducing
<Aridd> He's a bookish neurotic vampire hunter plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's an elegant snooty bounty hunter prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. Together, they fight crime!
<Aridd> A perfect couple, methinks.
<BramP> He's a genetically engineered hunchbacked senator on the run. She's an orphaned motormouth fairy princess prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. Together, they fight crime!
<Aridd> I'm sure genetically engineered hunchbacked senators are fairly common.
<Aridd> Although why someone would genetically engineer a hunchback, I don't know.
<BramP> He's a lonely guerilla hairdresser haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a chain-smoking goth mermaid with the power to bend men's minds. Together, they fight crime!
<BramP> a goth mermaid that smokes a lot... sure
<Aridd> LOL. How can a mermaid smoke?
<Aridd> He's an oversexed misogynist cyborg with no name. She's a virginal communist single mother with someone else's memories. Together, they fight crime!
<BramP> He's a jaded guerilla astronaut with a passion for fast cars. She's a vivacious red-headed barmaid married to the Mob. Together, they fight crime! --> guerilla astronaut? o.O what is that? :p
<BramP> He's a fast talking vegetarian messiah on his last day in the job. She's a man-hating cat-loving single mother with a flame-thrower. Together, they fight crime!
<Aridd> He's a gun-slinging soccer-playing master criminal who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a mistrustful foul-mouthed doctor from out of town. Together, they fight crime!
<Aridd> Criminals... Even the master criminals are out to get them now! And playing soccer while they do so...
[...]
<Aridd> We could have a Federation Tribune challenge: write a story based on the first thing that comes up.
<BramP> hehe
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Aridd
<Aridd> Hello!
<BramP> [14:08] <Merijn> He's a silly French startrek storywriter. She's a page on wikipedia that needs editing. Together they fight crime on the internet.
<Merijn> oi
<Merijn> hi frenchy
31st of March
<Aridd> Most recent results from Zimbabwe:
<Aridd> Parliamentary constituencies
<Aridd> MDC-Tsvangirai: 25
<Aridd> Zanu-PF: 26
<Aridd> Breakaway MDC faction: 1
<Aridd> Yet to declare: 158
<Kizzo> around 8 or 9 am it was borked as well
<BramP> ooh, Yet To Declare has won!
<BramP> :p
<Dacs> interesting
<Aridd> LOL, Bram.
<Aridd> "And following these results, Mr. Declare could not be reached to comment on his victory."
* BramP lifts his glasses, "It is I, Declare"