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 » LCARS » Newspaper: The Federation Tribune » IRC Quotes » IRC Quotes January 2007

(|January 25th:|)
[18:38] * Merijn_ kicks Martyn's ass
[18:38] <Martyn> ty
[18:39] <Merijn_> yw
 
(|January 28th:|)

[18:11] <Matt> here's a trick question...
[18:11] <Matt> my wife just asked me this
[18:11] <Matt> who would prevail, a borg or tribble, should the cube be boarded by a couple of tribbles?
[18:11] <Martyn|posting> the borg would
[18:12] <Martyn|posting> as they'd assimilate the tribbles
[18:12] <Matt> ...
[18:12] <Martyn|posting> and adapt to there technology
[18:12] <Matt> a thought to be real afraid of...
[18:12] <Martyn|posting> and they could multiply
[18:12] <Matt> borg that spreads as rapidly as tribbles
[18:12] <Matt> scary...
[18:12] <Martyn|posting> but there lifespans would be short
[18:12] <Matt> think they would change the sentence...
[18:13] <Martyn|posting> all you have to do is make them eat and they'd die
[18:13] <Matt> "We are borg... you will be devoured, and add to your numbers"
[18:13] <Martyn|posting> oh wait
[18:13] <Matt> add to our* numbers
[18:13] <Martyn|posting> they died cos they ate the poisened food
[18:13] <Matt> mmm
[18:13] <Matt> but borg tribbles don't eat
[18:13] <Matt> they regenerate :p
[18:13] <Martyn|posting> but they wouldnt move either
[18:13] <Martyn|posting> they'd just there and whirr
[18:14] <Martyn|posting> there hearts would be replaced with an internal fans
[18:14] <Matt> lol
[18:14] <Martyn|posting> they'd be mini-hardrives
[18:14] <Matt> hahahahahaha
[18:14] <Matt> or mini disposal units
[18:14] <Martyn|posting> or batteries
[18:14] <Matt> or that .)
[18:14] <Matt> ok, afk again...
[18:15] <Martyn|posting> wait my phaser is out of power, let me insert some tribble A batteries
[18:15] <Matt> LOL
 

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