[10:50] <stranger> eek.. my sensitive eyes see uncensored word.
[10:50] <stranger> now you've done it... I'm scarred for life.
[10:50] <stranger> tsk tsk
[10:56] <Bobby[posting]> hf, gl, amsa!
[10:56] <BramP> amsa?
[10:56] <Tigger][playing_Game> amsa?
[10:57] <Bobby[posting]> And More Silly Acronyms
[10:57] <Bobby[posting]> <G>
[20:21] * Aridd pokes.
[20:21] <Ben> eek, someone's poking!
[20:21] <Bobby> oh no, the horror!
[20:21] <Ben> quick, sound the poking alert!
[20:22] <Ben> All hands, report to poking stations!
[20:22] <Aridd> Uh...
[20:22] <Aridd> Maybe I shouldn't have done that. ;)
[20:22] <Ben> Sir, we've been poked!
[20:22] <Ben> oh no!
[20:22] <Ben> Return poke!
[20:22] <Bobby> quickly! Poke back@!
[20:23] <Aridd> Ouch!
[20:23] * Aridd goes to yellow alert.
[20:23] <Aridd> Poking launchers armed!
[20:24] <Bobby> uhoh..
[20:24] <Aridd> Shields up!
[20:24] <Ben> Poke on my order!
[20:24] <Ben> Steady....
[20:24] <Ben> steady....
[20:24] <Ben> not yet....
[20:24] * Bobby stands by
[20:24] <Ben> POKE!
[20:24] * Bobby pokes~!
[20:24] <Ben> damage report!
[20:24] * Bobby looks at Adrien
[20:24] <Bobby> hmmm..
[20:25] <Bobby> not that much damage Sir
[20:25] <Ben> Increase power to the poking emitters
[20:25] <Aridd> Eek!
[20:25] * Ben is now known as Ben|Poking
[20:25] <Ben|Poking> uh
[20:25] * Ben|Poking is now known as Ben|Posting
[20:25] <Ben|Posting> better
[20:25] <Ben|Posting> :P
[20:25] <Bobby> LOL
[20:25] * Aridd fires back.
[20:25] <Bobby> ARGH!
[20:25] <Aridd> Poking torpedoes away!
[20:25] <Bobby> we've been pokes Sir!
[20:25] <Bobby> no!
[20:25] * Ben|Posting feels the ship shake
[20:25] <Bobby> poking torpedoes are poking the ship!
[20:25] <Ben|Posting> uhoh
[20:26] * Aridd re-routes power to the shields.
[20:26] <Bobby> Ship: "That tickels!"
[20:26] <Ben|Posting> Shields! SHIELDS!
[20:26] * Bobby activates the shields
[20:26] <Ben|Posting> whew, just in time
[20:26] <Bobby> shields online. I suggest we go to red alert Sir!
[20:26] <Ben|Posting> no, we are already at poking alert
[20:26] <Bobby> oh yeah
[20:27] * Aridd stands by warily.
[20:27] * Bobby is going crazy because of these poking alerts!
[20:27] <Bobby> all the alert does is say "Pooooke. Pooooke. Poooke."
[20:27] <Ben|Posting> lol
[20:28] <Ben|Posting> our weapons are ineffective...
[20:28] <Aridd> LOL
[20:28] <Bobby> uhoh...
[20:28] <Bobby> what to do?
[20:29] <Ben|Posting> open the bussard collectors, then manually reroute power from structural integrity to the main deflector. Then irradiate the deflector with poking nadions and produce a subspace bubble around the ship to create a coherent nadion poking beam
[20:29] <Ben|Posting> you have 3 seconds
[20:29] <Bobby> uh...
[20:29] <Aridd> Too late!
[20:29] * Bobby got as far as opening the bussard collectors..
[20:29] <Ben|Posting> oh not!
[20:29] <Ben|Posting> no*
[20:29] <Aridd> Your brilliant plan has failed!
[20:30] <Ben|Posting> We will not go down that easily. Poke him manually if you have to!
[20:30] <Bobby> no it hasn't!
[20:30] * Aridd pokes the bussard collectors.
[20:30] * Bobby fires the poking shuttles
[20:30] <Aridd> Eek!
[20:30] <Bobby> Muahahahah!
[20:30] * Aridd starts poking the shuttles as they come near.
[20:30] <Bobby> oh no!
[20:30] <Ben|Posting> hmmm
[20:30] <Ben|Posting> your plan didn't work
[20:30] <Bobby> no, but it's a deversion! Let's poke Adrian now!@
[20:31] <Ben|Posting> Set a collision course... We're going to poke his hull right off the ship!
[20:31] <Bobby> uhoh... are you sure Sir?
[20:31] * Ben|Posting pokes Bobby. NOW!
[20:31] <Bobby> hey! Oh... okay..
[20:31] * Bobby sets in a poking course
[20:31] <Ben|Posting> On my poke...
[20:31] <Ben|Posting> POKE!
[20:31] * Bobby pokes!
[20:32] * Ben|Posting feels the ship go forward and watches contently as the ship pokes the hull of Adrian's ship
[20:32] <Aridd> Aah! Shields are failing!
[20:32] <Ben|Posting> Muwhahaha, take that!
[20:32] * Aridd reroutes all available power for one massv
[20:32] <Bobby> Sir, because of the collission, our hull is being poked as well...
[20:32] <Aridd> ...massive counter-poke.
[20:32] <Ben|Posting> uhoh
[20:32] <Ben|Posting> brace for impact!
[20:32] <Aridd> Fire!!
[20:33] * Bobby braces for poke
[20:33] * Aridd pokes.
[20:33] <Bobby> GAH! The Poking systems have been hit!
[20:33] <Bobby> We're defenseless!
[20:33] <Ben|Posting> structural integrity failing! He's poking right through our shields!
[20:33] <Aridd> And I'm now out of power... :/
[20:33] <Bobby> it's a stand-off
[20:33] <Bobby> He's out of power, but we're out of pokes...
[20:34] <Ben|Posting> Aha, now's our chance! Bobby, set the warp core to poking mood, eject the core, and prepare to detonate
[20:34] <Bobby> brilliant plan! But... won't it poke us too then?
[20:34] <Ben|Posting> That's a risk we'll have to take!
[20:34] <Bobby> aye aye Sir!
[20:34] <Bobby> Poking mood initiated
[20:34] <Bobby> ejecting the core at your command Sir!
[20:34] <Ben|Posting> Ej-- AAAAHH, the core is poking my eyes out@
[20:34] <Ben|Posting> !
[20:34] <Bobby> indeed!
[20:34] * Aridd backs off.
[20:35] <Bobby> evil core!
[20:35] * Ben|Posting pokes back
[20:35] * Bobby pokes the core back!
[20:35] <Ben|Posting> stupid core, comply!
[20:35] <Ben|Posting> uhoh, the core is suffering from a poking overload!
[20:35] <Ben|Posting> She's gonna blow!
[20:35] * Aridd watches Ben and Bobby's core begin to crack.
[20:35] * Bobby throws the core out!
[20:36] <Bobby> there... thrown out of the window!@
[20:36] <Ben|Posting> Initiate poke-to-poke transport!
[20:36] * Bobby initiates
[20:36] * Ben|Posting pokes the button
[20:36] * Bobby sees the button poke back
[20:36] <Aridd> Poke-to-poke transport?
[20:36] <Ben|Posting> ouch! Won't anything on this ship work without poking?!
[20:36] <Aridd> Where to?
[20:36] <Ben|Posting> to your ship, of course
[20:36] <Bobby> indeed
[20:36] * Bobby pokes the core: "Poke his ship already!"
[20:36] <Bobby> uhoh..
[20:37] <Bobby> Sir, I think we've made the core angry
[20:37] <Bobby> it's coming after us..
[20:37] <Ben|Posting> Only one thing we can do...
[20:37] * Aridd grins, and flies away.
[20:37] <Bobby> we have to depoke!
[20:37] <Ben|Posting> Poke it
[20:37] <Ben|Posting> oh
[20:37] <Ben|Posting> that too
[20:37] <Ben|Posting> what's the status of the depoking systems?
[20:37] <Ben|Posting> They haven't been poked, have they?
[20:37] <Bobby> no Sir. the depoking systems are poke-free
[20:38] <Ben|Posting> good. Start the depoking sequince
[20:38] * Ben|Posting pokes the depoking button
[20:38] <Ben|Posting> that should do it
[20:38] * Ben|Posting sees the depoking button poke back
[20:38] <Ben|Posting> grrr
[20:38] <Bobby> I know! We should transport to Adrian's ship, and let our ship self-depoke!
[20:39] <Ben|Posting> hmmm, it might be crazy enough to work!
[20:39] * Ben|Posting beams to Adrian's ship
[20:39] <Bobby> Compoker! Set self-depoke sequence!
[20:39] <Aridd> And my shields are down!
[20:39] * Bobby beams away too
[20:39] * Aridd pokes Ben.
[20:39] * Bobby watches the ship dePoke
[20:39] <Ben|Posting> ouch!
[20:39] * Aridd pokes Bobby.
[20:39] * Ben|Posting pokes Adrian
[20:39] <Bobby> oi!
[20:39] * Ben|Posting pokes
[20:39] * Ben|Posting pokes Bobby. Your fault!
[20:40] <Bobby> Poking... where noone has poked before!
